What The Hell?

by Andrew Foote

Chapter 5

Tuesday November 17th 2009 06.30hrs.

Got the third degree from my old man later last night.

He quizzed me about the bruise on my temple and stuff. Said summat like, "pleased you're sticking up for yourself" or summat!

What an arsehole I am!!

I just came straight out with it!!

I said like "it wasn't for me, it was for Simon!"

My Dad just looked at me and never said a fucking word for like, three fucking years or something!!

Then he said, "You must really like Simon? You've never bothered before?"

Damn!! He was so gentle with me!!

I told him about the swimming and how I nearly could and stuff but that fucking frog came back!

Oh bollocks!!

I said too much and Dad saw I was on the verge of crying!

Oh fuck, - I couldn't stop myself!!

This bit is seriously fucking secret!!

My dad cuddled me!!

Never before has he done that!! Not ever, ever!

I felt so good!

I'm thirteen for heaven's sake……..thirteen and almost three weeks actually!

He rocked me in his arms and I let the whole fucking lot go, no messing! My tears could have refloated the Titanic!

It was soo good to feel wanted by my old man!

Hey!! This was nothing to do with sex, not ever!! I just moulded into him as I should have done all those years ago, the father and son bond came alive!!!

He really loved me and I realised that I wasn't just the pain in the arse little kid I'd always seen myself as!

As I calmed down, he talked like, quietly to me and it was like this.

He'd seen a change in me.

Didn't understand!

Thought I'd got a girl and was trying to get it on already, loves young dream or some such bollocks.

Well I was, but not with a girl but then he told me he knew that as well!!

OMG!!! I wanted to die!!!

My Dad……..

Oh Damn!!

My Dad told me it was my life!

He loved me!

He'd always be there for me no matter what!!

How awesome can a rent be for fucks sake?

Never, not ever, think you can't approach the old bastard who raised you!


They've been there, done it……..well maybe not this like what I had in mind but like other stuff and under way, way more intimidating circumstances!!

My Dad loves me and I'll bet, your Dad loves you too. Give him a fucking break here!!!?

I went back up to my room later, - that is after I'd calmed down.

My Dad took my Mum down to the pub and I'll put money on the fact I'm going to be the subject of conversation!


It's kind of a relief somehow.

Can't explain it really cos it's not like Simon and I have done anything like, gay or anything?

We just……..

Oh bollocks!!


Simon's on line!!

"You okay Jack? How's the head?"

"Alright I guess. Hey. Thanks for dressing it up and stuff lunch time?"

"No worries! What are friends for!"

"Friends! I'll tell you something. My Dad found out about it and in a moment of fucking stupidity……..I sorta told him why I did it. He was like, well cool with it! He fucking cuddled me for God's sake…….. You wanna know something? It felt like, so fucking nice! I was crying! I don't cry……..well I didn't until I met you, you bastard!!"

"Sorry. I…….."

"Sorry be fucked! It's okay! Let's talk about summat else can we please?"

"Okay. Looks like it's going to be a long week with only two Geog periods but hey! I've talked my Mum and Dad into letting me cycle to school! I thought that I could meet at yours cos it's about half way and we could go on together! Okay with you?"

"Nah! Don't want to be seen with an ugly little cunt like you!! HEY WANKER? Joke already!! I'm sorry……..my gob gets the better of me sometimes. For fucks sake Simon, that would be so very fit!! So very okay!!"

"Cool! T'other thing? My Mum thought that with this swimming thing and stuff, maybe you should like stay over on Friday or Saturday night, okay, maybe both? Well it's up to you. The offer's like there but as you recon I've a face like a cunt already……..?"

"Hey Simon. I've always dreamed about kissing a cunt? Gotta go before I start crying again……..said too much already. See ya tomorrow morning! Hey? You do understand don't you?"

"Absolutely! Just so long as I can kiss a fucking prick back!! Nite Jack and……..thank you! My hero!!"


Nite computer!!

Oh fucking OH!! That would be like, so good! Shit! A sleep over, maybe two even!

Oh God?

Like I said…….. Nite computer!!!

Wednesday November 18th 2009 07.00hrs.

I borrowed a pair of Samantha's thongs!!!!

They're really tight around my balls and my dick keeps falling out but they feel sorta good up my crack.

I'm a bit disappointed. I thought that would be cool but girls don't have much to offer down there so I gave up on it……..only now I've got to figure out how to get them back in her dressing table without her noticing!

I'd better get dressed and get some fodder. Simon should be here soon!


Yeah! Good enough day.

Me and Simon cycled to school together which meant that we got to spend some time with each other before lessons began. I told him about the thong thing and the little fucker laughed at me!

Normally, that would have warranted a smack in the gob but from him? Okay! I laughed as well!

I'm getting very close to him computer?

It still bothers me cos I don't want to be like gay or nothing but I just can't help but sorta wanting him somehow. I get hard when he IM's me and can't wait for his emails even though they're fucking stupid sometimes. It's like he took the trouble to send them and so he's thinking about me as well.

That sound daft?

Well fuck it, it doesn't to me!

Anyway. We've sorted the weekend and I'm going to his Friday evening. My dad will roll me over there in the car cos they reckon my bag will be too heavy to take on my bike.

Fucking hell! How much stuff do I need for two nights!?

Oh well. Nice of him to offer I guess.

Still only Wednesday night! This week is going to drag summat rotten but hey! We've Geog tomorrow! That's Thursday sorted!

Something else that could be interesting? I've special PE Friday morning!

Now I have to decide if I admit that I can swim already or if I just delay the announcement!

Simons' out with his folks tonight at some fancy bash or other so I'm hitting the sack early.

I'm still bothered about my crying.

Never done that before, not ever. Something's happening to me and I don't understand.

Oh! Hey! Guess what! Fucking awesome!

I'm growing some hairs around my dick!! Cool or fucking what!!

Nite computer.


I miss speaking to him.


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