Poll: Unwrapping presents

Unwrapping presents
That special guy comes into the room stark naked except for a pretty pink bow. He's gift wrapped his dick! He asks you to unwrap him. Do you: [685 votes total]

Ignore him? (29)  4%
Tighten the knot, thinking 'That will serve yoiu right!'? (13)  1%
Leave it gift wrapped but take him manfully from behind? (52)  7%
Unwrap it, and go back to what you were doing? (28)  4%
Ask him who wrapped it, and say you will go to the store to beat them senseless? (25)  3%
Ask if he still has the receipt so you can change it? (21)  3%
Ask if he has one in a different size? (31)  4%
Ask if you can put it aside for later? (8)  1%
Apologise that you never got him anything at all? (29)  4%
Unwrap it and get very down and very dirty? (449)  65%

 


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