Poll: The Best Things About Being A Gay Guy

The Best Things About Being A Gay Guy
I love being gay because: (tick all that apply) [495 votes total]

I can wear pink mohair sweaters (60)  12%
I adore PVC and Leather pants (30)  6%
I just KNOW when a guy is aroused (197)  39%
I love showers at the gym! Str8 guys never get to see a whole selection of naked sex objects (207)  41%
Being Camp and Str8 would be such a chore! (77)  15%
I love the company of girls, and girls love gay guys (122)  24%
Flirting with waiters is such fun! (161)  32%
I can't get my partner pregnant (274)  55%
I love teasing Jesus freaks (156)  31%
My wardrobe doubles the moment I find a partner (97)  19%
I can leave the toilet seat UP! (210)  42%
I can check out of hotels fast! I pack my shit overnight!! (87)  17%
Sex requires so little foreplay! Shall we? YES WE SHALL! (207)  41%
I can flirt myself into a free haircut (54)  10%
It makes my boss so uncomfy, and he can't fire me because we have an equal opportunities policy (80)  16%
I have instinctive memory of all musical songs (121)  24%
I just love showtunes! (105)  21%
I can be proud of my ABBA collection (117)  23%
Barbra Streisand may be ugly as sin, but I can defend her in girly chats! (45)  9%
I can go to a drag show without the slightest embarrassment (131)  26%

 


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